Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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