It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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