VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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