ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
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My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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