it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
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Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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