How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
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I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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