Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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