this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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