we're blogging at a bar
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.