so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101