the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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