so explain again why im purple
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
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Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!