these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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