Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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