Having a random hookup so left but love u
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
These tits shall not be calmed
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