her vagine was all disorganized.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.