i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
25 Times Terrible Advice Was Given To A Teenager
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.