Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
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Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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