I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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