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his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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