some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
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I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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