do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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