when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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