You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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