For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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