exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
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I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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