My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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