i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Randomize
