i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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