i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town