singing on the bus should be illegal
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.