i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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That was an excessively violent trivia night
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
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It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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