only if we run a train.
done.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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