Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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