I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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