My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
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all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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