i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
vagina is talking i cant
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
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