What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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