Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
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is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
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Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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