ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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