Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change