What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I told you penises don't tan
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?