Can Purell be used as lube?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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