Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.