**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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