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Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****

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What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?

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Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!

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(586): Omg! Love it! Cant find L***** (734): What!!?? Like after last night you lost her? (586): Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts! http://tfl.nu/nyv8

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Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.

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...well that sucks.

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(312): Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck. (773): ...well that sucks. http://tfl.nu/p9wr

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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.

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(905): Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine. http://tfl.nu/hm69

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last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.

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(785): last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator. http://tfl.nu/ifrq

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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.

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(267): i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough. http://tfl.nu/ija6

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.

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(401): Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight. http://tfl.nu/rdc4

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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos

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(914): Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos http://tfl.nu/qe5u

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(614): View more from Ohio

Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?

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(614): Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right? http://tfl.nu/mfqu

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Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.

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(920): Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever. http://tfl.nu/t9h7

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Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.

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(815): Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night. http://tfl.nu/jyfi

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The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid

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(+44): The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid http://tfl.nu/ks5z

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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.

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(518): I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face. http://tfl.nu/ha5i

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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.

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(801): You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good. http://tfl.nu/w4bo

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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make

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(814): Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make http://tfl.nu/r41j

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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager

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(705): I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager http://tfl.nu/uera

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