Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?