can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
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I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.