its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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