see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
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theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Bring me that man meat
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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