just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
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He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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