For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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