Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
