She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
There's always time for handjobs
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..