No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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