That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
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I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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