Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Randomize
